How dare they misreport…

That an article purporting to examine allegations of media bias for
Obama/against Clinton would make such errors/omissions here and provide
such a glancing view of press coverage is really discouraging. We’re
talking about a pretty fundamental issue of press fairness here, in the
context of what everyone and their brother seems to be calling the most
important presidential campaign in recent history […]

[Sharply dressed news anchor looks away from the camera, presses earpiece to ear]

“Wait… wait… just a moment… we’re getting new reports that… yes… this just in… it seems we can now confirm that the American press is not as objective… we repeat, not as objective as claimed… we’ll have more details as we find them. More at 10. Returning to our late-breaking Paris Hilton coverage, CNN has learned…”